"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

"I'm your number one fan. There's nothing to worry about...I'll take good care of you."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...ftftftftft!"

"I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin', but let me give ya a tip: I'm a sure thing. OK? So, I'm on an hourly rate. Could we just move it along?"

"Hey, psycho...it's over. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

"I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand your gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you...to make each day count."

"You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!!!"

"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

"I don't know if we each have a destiny, of if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze. But I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happenin' at the same time."

"You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something."

"...they may take out lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!"

"I'm your huckleberry."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..and like that...he's gone."

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it."

"I see dead people."

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate..hate leads to suffering."

"Baby steps get on the bus...baby steps down the aisle...baby step into the elevator...I'm in the elevator!"