"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

"We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak."

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essense of the evolutionary spirit."

"You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal."

"Now I have a machine gun...ho-ho-ho."

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

"I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f-cking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!"

"I want you to be nice, until it's time to not be nice."

"You know, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

"I feel the need, the need for speed!"

"Every now and then, saying 'What the f*ck' brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future."

"Shall we play a game?"

“Medicine, law, business, engineering, these are all noble pursuits, and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.”

"Go ahead, make my day!"

"One hit? That's all we got, one goddamn hit?!...don't worry, nobody is listening anyway."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"In order to conquer an animal, I have to think like an animal, and whenever possible, to look like one."

"Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo?!"

"Wolverines!!!"

"I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."